Thursday, August 17, 2006

THE MONSTER THAT ATE JELLYBEANS

unlike the tyrant that baked ham on the stove,
the monster ate jellybeans.

he finished the bottle, watching mad tv.
his favourite was the greens.

like the angel that has six wings,
the monster has six arms.

he used one arm to hold the other arm.
the other two arms to hold the two other arms.

because he is a monster,
he needed self-control.

the other day when he forgotten where he placed the jellybeans,
he overthrown the russian kingdom, looking for it.

and the russian king ordered the knights of amsterdam
to slay the monster who ate jellybeans.

the monster threw a couple of jellybeans on the ground
and summoned the jellyking.

the jellyking ate up the knights of amsterdam
and asked the monster if he wanted more jellybeans.

the monster said yes,
why would he say no to jellybeans?

he took the new bottle of jellybeans
and headed back to his couch.

there he sat, eating jellybeans.
watching mad tv.

this is what i call a mad entry.
and if you read it heh.

you're mad.

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