The Regurgitation of Emotive Illustrations

READ THIS ENTRY AND DIE.

it has always been in my head.

how the **** do i increase blog viewership! i've always been supporting every other people's blogs. especially this xiaxue. she is just amazing. i've been trying to identify the attractiveness of the blog. hmm.

it's pink?

nah.

uploaded many pictures?

yes.

interesting entries?

definitely.

interesting entries. well, it's subjective you know! however, we'd just got to admit the fact that humour has a larger market. boohoo. i know there's nothing wrong with writing prolifically emotional and poetic entries but there's just not enough market for it! at least, not many people take your pieces seriously.

yes. i've been trying hard to write funny stuffs but i guess i'm just not funny enough. i think i'll probably start posting my naked pictures online and make people laugh. oooh. maybe not. i'll just end up being deemed as one associated with an inferior social class left absolutely deteriorated in one corner. ugh.

anyway, what the hell is wrong with me? seriously, i think i am funny but do you think that i am funny? okay let me tell you a joke and we'll try and assess my humouring ability?

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THE JOKE.

i was left alone in a corner.
spitting right in a bowl.

she passed by.
threw coins in my spitbowl.

i erected.
erm. stood up.

she froze.
i placed the spit-covered coins.

right in her left hand.
she grimaced.

i'm sorry.
that's my bowl.

this is my joke.

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right. i don't think you're laughing now. instead, you MUST be thinking that i am trying too hard. ugh. stop it. i will come up with something really funny. and i swear that when that time comes.

i'll make you laugh till you drop.

dead.